Hmmm.
You know...
It wouldn't hurt me to use this site more often.
Just thinking out loud.
World leaders the world over have been encouraged by the straight talk (no pun intended) of former congressman Mark Foley. Today, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini, spoke on the internet about masturbation and its appropriateness during the Holy Month Of Ramadan - a time of peace. Ramadan is a time where peaceful peace-loving Muslims gather peacefully to pray and honor their God. It ends each day with a family dinner and, on occassion, rioting.
Said Khameini, "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and
nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a harām
(forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually
discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a haram
intentional breaking fasting."
Today, GOP Senators and members of the house held a joint press conference stating: "We don't know anybody."
The National Man Boy Love Association today issued a statement declaring their support for embattled GOP Representative Mark Foley of Florida.
(*** Based on information from Michelle Malkin's Blog *****)
Said Matt Skroch, a wildlife biologist and executive director of the
environmental non-profit group Sky Island Alliance in Tucson, Arizona."If they build it, we could really say goodbye to the future of jaguars in the United States," he added.
Schools across the country are now banning a new evil: Cupcakes. In an effort to ban childhood obesity, more and more teachers are banning the tasty, sugary treats as a way of celebrating birthdays at school.
Venezuela responded testily to the news that 7-11 stores nationwide will be dropping the use of CITGO gasoline.
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Tempers flared in Washington this week over Former President Clinton's assertion that he left the new administration a comprehensive plan for them to fight Bin Laden.
Former singer Cat Stevens today issued a statement saying that the recent scandal with the Pope indicates that he is not by any means infallible.
"We understand the key to capturing foreign terrorists is to have a strong
intelligence network. This is difficult for us since our intelligence gathering
is limited to eavesdropping at cafes, asking Israeli intelligence for
information, and surfing My Space. We felt a better approach was to
use the most powerful resources for exterminating these threats. At this point
we are looking at spreading typhoid, encouraging terrorists to eat spinach,
and investigating the benefits of atherosclerosis."