Thursday, October 05, 2006

Iranian Religious Leader Talk Dirty

World leaders the world over have been encouraged by the straight talk (no pun intended) of former congressman Mark Foley. Today, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini, spoke on the internet about masturbation and its appropriateness during the Holy Month Of Ramadan - a time of peace. Ramadan is a time where peaceful peace-loving Muslims gather peacefully to pray and honor their God. It ends each day with a family dinner and, on occassion, rioting.

Said Khameini, "If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and
nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a harām
(forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually
discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a haram
intentional breaking fasting."

Khameini is a religious figure who ia an auhority on such subjects as religious beliefs and masturbation. His followers affectionately refer to him as "the Spunk Monk."


At 6:23 PM, Anonymous Ron Rockstar said...

What exactly is Khameini saying these folks are doing. If it is not breaking fasting if you don't fire the load but it is if you do. Exactly what are they doing with the sperm, if fasting is not eating? Ewww yuck....

At 6:39 PM, Anonymous Ron Rockstar said...

And while I am at it, what is with this "If he do not intend masturbation"... stuff. Can you accidently spank the monkey?


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