Monday, September 25, 2006

Pope is Not Infallible

Former singer Cat Stevens today issued a statement saying that the recent scandal with the Pope indicates that he is not by any means infallible.
Said Cat, whose nickname is Wolfy, "This goes to show you that Mr. Pope can indeed make a mistake. Islam by no means was spread by the sword. Sure, we can get violent at times, but that's only when we're defending ourselves from deadly invaders such as the US Marines or waitresses at the World Trade Center."
Cat recently performed at the Kill Them All demonstration where thousands protested the drawing of Mohammed cartoons, the statements by the Pope, and the existence of Israel.
Now known as Yusuf Islam, Cat Stevens performed his hit song Copacabana.

1 Comments:

At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Ron Rockstar said...

I have heard the Hooters waitresses are particularly more deadly. For some reason they have better aim.

 

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