Friday, September 22, 2006

Muslim Stress Leads to Special Help Line

Recent stress over papal comments on Islam has led to an increase in the number of reported cases of medical depression. The Imams have gathered together to create a special hotline just for those who feel the need to talk things through.

Hassad Hasain, who recently lost a sister to Shariah stoning, called the help line with great results. "At first I felt it unjust that my sister was put to death for being the victim of rape. After calling the hotline, I felt that I truly understood the cause of her death: The Jews."

The hotline is available 24 hours a day seven days a week. Special funding has been provided by the United Nations.


At 7:33 PM, Blogger Alice H said...

The best part of that is, it doesn't look like (from a Google search anyway) that the phone number is taken. It's your moral imperative to set up the helpline, Ducky.

At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Ron Rockstar said...

Good thing Hassad was able to get through to the hotline. Otherwise he would have never gotten over the guilt of raping his sister.


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