Friday, September 22, 2006

Hezbollah Victory Parade

The streets of Lebanon were awash today with youth celebrating the recent 'victory' of Hezbollah over the Israeli Defense Forces. In an interview with a Hezbollah representative, Mohammed El-Mohammed, RWD News obtained the following statement: "It is only by Allah's will and the total bravery of our fighting men, women and children, that we were able to score a decisive victory over those Jooooos."

In a completely separate incident, Mohammed el-Mohammed started a fight with a skinny little Jewish kid who proceeeded to wail on Mo's ass. Mo kept screaming: "Get him off me. Dear Allah, get him off me!!" Later, the Hezbollah representative held a press conference where he proudly proclaimed victory over the dirty little Jew.

Parades and celebrations will be going on all day through the Lebananon as many gather on the rooftops to see the passing parades. Unfortunately, many of the rooftops are currently only 12 inches off the ground.


At 12:41 PM, Anonymous eric90230 said...

Was this victory rally attended by any of the dead Hezbollah terrorists killed by the Jooooos? If the Arab leaders say dead Hezbollah terrorists attended htis victory rally, then it must be true.

At 3:15 PM, Anonymous sarahk said...

this would be a great post for IMAO.


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